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FIRST TIME…

…sitting on potty

this is my friend patchy.
i love her
she love me
we are happy family
but she always kena caning if she try to kissy me ha ha ha see even when i trying to nng nng she also defy all authorities jus to get a lick! She’s my die-hard fan!

…successful
this is me on the potty again. cosider my second time lucky! cuz i did it!! drop some gold into the pot and i got cheering from mummy, daddy, gu gu and my aunty tiam! now i understand how Singapore Idol feel when their fans scream and snap pictures for them. those camera flashes just blinded me!

…in the McDonalds
Enough of shitty stories…mummy brought me to Mcdonalds!! daddy say that Mac’s a sinful place DON’T GO!! ha ha ha actually dun worry daddy, i dun really like it cuz when i go home i smell like hashbrown ha ha i prefer my potato in my porridge…no, mummy didn’t give me any hashbrown cuz she finish EVERYTHING HERSELF! only stuffing my mouth with sunshine bread…oh well…macdonald’s so-so oni lah

WAHAHA!WAHAHA!WAHAHA!

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing…

She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: ‘Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins’.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: ‘William’s Stick Did The Trick’.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: ‘Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.’

WAHAHA! Thank You KarenNgau, you make my day!

TUESDAY

小宝贝

小小只

跟巴尼

一样大

Victoria really tiny man! Mr Barney is almost same size as her!

Went to BabyFair at Ngee Ann city. same old stuff, nothing much to see, nothing much to buy. Got her a pull toy boat with a dinosaur on it that can swim in the bath tub for $7.90 and CANNOT MOVE MUCH ALSO!! feel so cheated! should have jus bought a rubber duck that float around for half the price. oh well….

MONDAY

GREEN GREEN TREES OF HOME

Sometime we really should stop and appreciate our surrounding…didn’t realise i live in a tree-lined estate too…so serene, so peaceful and so HIGH CLASS ha ha ha love those trees

SATURDAY

Attended a PLAYBACK WORKSHOP. its been such a long time since i last have acting-acting workshop, so fun and refreshing. but this playback thing is quite tough. its more then i-can-act. another round this satruday. time to squeeze those creative juice but gotta be sensitive to the story teller, wah this one very siong sia!

was watching Animal Planet on my sister-in-law-$18-a-month-special-price-cable channel then realise on the chinese subtitle Victoria’s name in short Vicky is called 微琪 wei-qi. now she’s 诗琪 shi-qi. both also nice…shall i change it? anybody know how to change it? after i discuss with her father, her dialect will sound so super funny - Tay Wee Kee! ok ok may not sound funny to you but it was super hilarious when we say it in the morning ha ha ha

how how how?? which one nicer?

HENG AH!!

Last nite dear hady didn’t kena kicked out!

Sekali joakim become top2, i will "PUI!" singapore idol!

don’t some of you think Hady looks like our friend Bryan Lew?? heh…check my list to see…

My little victoria has grown up. she knows how to tantrums liao…well sort of…was trying to change her diaper yesterday and she kept turning another direction. gave her chance already, still do the same thing. then final time she insist not turning back and she became angry and actually scream! and there PIAK! my hand smack her little bouncy ass ha ha ha! think she got a little shock, only a little cuz after staring at me, stunt for a few second, she go back to turning the opposite side again! argh!

that’s just gonna be the beginning of many PIAKS and caning i guess. now i know why my mum cry everytime she canes me…heartache sia!

that means victoria will hate me like i hate my mom last time, geeez….